Beatrix, age 3, watching a Bowflex commercial.

  • Bea: That lady was too fat to get on that machine, but then her baby came out of her butt and now she can do it. Babies come out of butts, so that means babies are food.
  • my only response to that is:
  • uhm - say what??

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